November 2010
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why is it the only boys i enjoy talking to are sophomores?
shipship and i love each other
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Anonymous asked: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb0uobH6wu1qc375io1_500.png
Apparently I'm a life ruiner.
emilytheemily:
My ex-boyfriend’s good friend walked up to me today, called me a slut, and told me I had ruined my ex’s life. I laughed ridiculously hard and replied “No. He ruined his own life.” And walked away. I feel like the comment should have stung more. But honestly? I’m too fucking happy to even give a shit what someone as meaningless to me as this name-caller thinks about me.
When...
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October 2010
just wanted to write down my thoughts of the night...
-Wasn’t planning on going out
-Wasn’t allowed to go out
-Greg and Henri showed up dressed like bears, my plans suddenly change
-My pants are totally destroyed by a fence
-Erica arrived in a Mercedes
-Kyle was rescued from 7 11
-Daniel Kline takes his (very stoned) dates to Safeway for some post-dance munchies cure, threatens to pull imaginary gun on me for scaring him
-600...
Why do seaguls fly over the sea?
whoremonger-:
wordycalisthenics:
whoremonger-:
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels !!
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
(insert applaud and laughter noise here)
um, this is actually my favorite joke of all time.
don’t get it twisted
oh well then. Let me correct this.
i approve!
i’m glad we can all appreciate true comedy :)
Why do seaguls fly over the sea?
whoremonger-:
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels !!
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
(insert cricket noise here)
um, this is actually my favorite joke of all time.
don’t get it twisted
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a...”
– Jack, Fight Club
told my mom i would rather go to culinary school...
what a beautiful shade of puce hehe
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Go To Sleep—Lupe Fiasco
I know that Tumblr...
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Cool guys don't look at explosions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7W0DMAx8FY
You make me feel like danzig!
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“God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort...”
– Nietzsche, The Gay Science, Section 125 (via tw0deadboys)
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“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via debaucheluxure)
200 followers!?!?!
All of you people are beautiful and we should all be best friends.
Talk to me, tell me about yourselves!
In the meanwhile, thanks for sticking with me and/or recently joining me. I feel like the prettiest girl in the whole development!
And if that reference is over your heads, watch this video, because this commercial basically summarizes my childhood.
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twigthewonderkid:
cherrycolaaa:
ichiranso:
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I'm sick of loving people more than they love me. ...
in other news, everything I thought I knew about...
dammit, I hate that show
