December 2011
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Instructions for Wooing Me (Monster That I Am)
caesuratumble:
First generate a charge. Rub hard if you have to. Crash a little against my fleeciest spots. When I begin to stain with electricity, turn your faucets off. I am a pornography of small promises. I tell you this softly because really I am a soft thing. I open my modesty umbrella. This is how you know to get out your cutting board. If I balk pull a tooth or two. I want you to...
The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what’s...
– Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth (via apidae)
Can’t we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing...
– Lemony Snicket (via coello)
November 2011
Anonymous asked: You shouldn't have submitted anonymously!
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Dried fruit = gross
Dried fruit dipped in nutella = sexonfireinmymouth
Conclusion = you can dip shit in nutella and it will probably taste good
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To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people,...
– Gabriel Garcia Marquez (via nuaira)
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The moon is attracted to the Earth, and falls around it.
The gravitational influence of every object, however small or far, is exerted through all of space. Pick a flower on Earth and you move the farthest star.
Physics is pretty.
silents:
you’re really lovely, underneath it all